BIG NEWS!!! 2 men try to blow up bus and suffer major burns Late Friday morning two men were found trying to blow up a bus. Thankfully the police got there in time and were able to apprehend the men. The men are now in the hospital, “they suffered 3 degree burns on their lips when they tried to blow up the bus by blowing on the exhaust pipe” said Chief Hambone. “Times are getting dangerous” says Miss Chicken, who reported the two terrorists to the police. |
~Survey~ In these warm spring months what is your favorite thing to do? o Lay in the sun o Play sports o Read a book o Ride your bike o Play with animals o Hang out with friends o Play with siblings |
Food of The Month: Fish As well as tasting delicious, fish is good for you! The American Heart Association recommends that people eat 2-3 meals of fish a week. Eating a variety of fish helps to reduce your chances of stroke or heart attack. Fish is an excellent low-fat food, a great source of protein, vitamins and minerals. -Eat Your Fish- |
A Letter From The Editor Dear Scriber’s , Thank you for reading this edition of The Eggs & Ham Gazette! If you have any ideas, jokes or facts… PLEASE send them to me I really appreciate itJ Comments and suggestions are always welcome! Enjoy the weather… The Editor |
*Laugh Out Loud* Jokes of the Month Q: Why was the musician arrested? A: He was in treble Q: Why did the boy eat his homework? A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake Doctor, Doctor, I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did! |
-Fact Of the Month- Watch out mailmen! * More people are killed in the United States each year by the jaws of dogs, than have been killed by great white sharks in the last 100 years! |
2 comments:
:) lol HAhahaha, Zoe! Cute!
lol! I like the "Big News"
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